Ben

Hi,

I’m Ben. Dalmatian. Swimmer. Treat enthusiast. Professional human manipulator.

My research in Canine Cuteness Studies shows a well-timed head tilt increases treat yield by 41% (p = .049). Bring treats.

Experience

Professional Treat Tester | Home Kitchen | 2014–present Evaluated treat palatability. Feedback: enthusiastic or polite refusal.

Lead Ball Fetcher | Local Park | 2015–present Retrieved 34 balls per session, 92% success rate.

Human Manipulation Expert | Home | 2016–present Increased daily treat allotment by 41% through targeted cuteness.